OK, So I Didn’t Get Elected Pope . . . Speaking of Motivation by BS

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OK, So I Didn=E2=80=99t Get Elected Pope . . . Speaking of Motivation by BS

By Barry Maher

What I=E2=80=99m about to say may surprise some of you. And I=E2=80=99m sure it will absolutely astonish the traditional news media. But I=E2=80=99m starting to think I have a real shot at being nominated to the Supreme Court. Apparently, I=E2=80=99m well thought of in extremely high places.

A while back, in fact, I received a message on my voice mail informing me that I had just been nominated to serve on the Republican Presidential Committee. Would I please call their toll free number immediately? When I called and asked who had nominated me, the woman who took the call told me that the nomination had come from the Republican Congressional Committee. And I didn't realize those people even knew that I was alive.

"So who on the committee nominated me?" I wondered.

The woman wasn't sure. She did know that the committee thought it would be invaluable if a key national business leader like myself would lend his name and agree to serve.

"You know I never thought of myself as a key national business leader," I said.

"Well, that's the way we think of you here."

WOW.

She explained that there would be no time commitment, so exactly what my service might entail was a little vague. But there would be a press release, announcing my appointment to my local paper. And agreeing to serve would give me a chance to meet top Republicans like the Speaker of the House, "perhaps even President Bush," and give them my thoughts. So I'd have access to them on the issues that concerned my business.

They'd also appreciate it if I could contribute from $300 to $500.

"But if I can't come up with a contribution just now,=E2=80=9D I said, =E2=80=9CI can still lend my name to the cause and be on the committee and meet President Bush, right?"

"No." No amplification, just a flat no.

"So my name won't help you without the money?"

"We need your name AND the money."

"But without the money you won't use my name."

"Are you a Democrat?" she asked suspiciously.

"Would the Republican Congressional Committee nominate a Democrat to serve on the Republican Presidential Committee?"

That's when she hung up. I'm not sure how that might affect my status on the committee. I expect I'll hear from President Bush himself in the next couple of days. We key national business leaders shouldn't be wasting our time dealing with subordinates anyway.

Now in fairness, I'm not sure the Democrats=E2=80=99 fundraising strategies would be any better (if they had anything to sell). And I should mention that the Republicans have apparently now scrapped these Republican Presidential Committee phone calls. Nowadays, according to ABC News, they=E2=80=99re calling =E2=80=9Ckey business leaders=E2=80=9D and telling them that they have been nominated for something called =E2=80=9Cthe National Leadership Award.=E2=80=9D It=E2=80=99s every bit as good a deal as the Presidential Committee, just $300 to $500.

And you may already be a winner.

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